It's the freakiest time of the year, well not really, unless maybe you have a Santa kink? For me, I just have a kink for receiving….gifts. But also giving. So with that, I present my 2025 XXX holiday gift guide for freaks, pleasure seekers, and hedonists—or maybe a mix of all three. But if you aren't looking for something quite this perverse, check out my regular 2025 holiday gift guide instead, babes!
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O Holy Night
What better way to honor the most holy time of the year than with gifts for the many holes. I'm sure you've got plenty to fill!
Com Wand Vibrator by Dame / This is a great option for someone just looking to dip their toes into play. It's rather flexible and incredibly ergonomic for whatever you might need it for.
Heart On Ball Gags / Something for the lovers. These gags come in a variety of sizes and materials, allowing for a really customizable feel. They're most definitely the cutest way to use a hole!
Versa Bullet + P Sleeve by FemmeFun / I think FemmeFunn makes some of the better, more compact bullets that are waterproof. This one features a flared sleeve covering for your butt, bringing both texture and vibration to your backdoor.
Tease Us Set (Moxie+ & Moxie+) by WeVibe / Looking for a gift for you and the one you lust after most? Look no further than this set from Moxie. It features two remote control vibrators—this set features ones that go into panties, although there are some other versions for your pleasure. I will say the app interface isn't my favorite, and it isn't as intuitive as I think it could be, but there's a ton of cool features and if you're especially creative, a really great opportunity for some fun.
ENIGMA by Lelo / Not to be that person who's really into efficiency and optimization, but Lelo gets the job done, quick, and with some real pleasure. It's got a couple different options, but it is optimized for clit stimulation. Although its flexibility allows for it to be used in a variety of ways, making the long battery life really come in handy.
All The Trimmings
There's plenty of little bits and bobs to help stuff your stocking. From nipple clamps to paddles, there's plenty of little extras to just elevate the experience.
CBD Intimacy Melts by Foria (1) / These small suppositories are made for pleasure. They're easy to insert and melt quickly, and leave for a nice glide for any type of penetration. The brand also makes a couple other options for whatever you might desire.
Bondage Rope by Kiki de Montparnasse (2) / If you're unwell like me, having beautiful things is an absolute must for arousal, it's all part of the deal. This rope is so incredibly elevated, beautifully crafted, and luxe. It features matching tassels that just feel incredibly femme.
Unholy Rosary Nipple Clamps (3) / The perfect gift for anyone who eroticizes their religious trauma and guilt has just landed. These come in a couple different colors, although personally speaking I'm partial to red and gold—seasonally appropriate. This gift also has the added bonus of free repairs for the first six months!
The Boudoir Bible (4) / I think sometimes how-to books can be a bit cliche, however this isn't your typical how-to book. It's a beautiful tribute to sex, feminine energy, and of course the provocative. It makes for a nice gift and would look really good on a coffee table or in a dressing room.
Razor by Crave (5) / Best known for their wearable vibrators that look like jewelry, Crave really knows how to nail sleek. Just like the case of this sensory toy, it includes a retractable claw and pinwheel. It's perfectly compact making it perfect for toting between your house and your betroth's house.
Sex Serum by Mienne (6) / This is lube but just like….hotter and way better. It includes squalene for an extra smooth and glide feel. It also just looks really luxe. They make a travel size vial with beautiful little packaging to elevate things even further.
Silent Night, Sinful Delights
There's nothing I love more than vintage erotica. I think they make such fun gifts to get and give. My general go-to when doing this is gifting one that's really in line with someone's personality. In particular, I love to gift Playboys—usually giving someone an edition of the year and month they were born, or something tied to their interests, like if one of their favorite artists were interviewed or there's a particular story they might be into. I've pulled together some options that I think are pretty great from a variety of mediums.
Deck the Halls (and Bodies)
While I generally think lingerie is an incredibly risky gift to give for obvious reasons, perhaps there's something on this list that could inspire your gift giving, or alternatively perhaps you are looking for yourself! So here's some of my favorites to be draped in…or to see others draped in.
Minna Bodice by Thistle & Spire (1) / Thistle and Spire has a variety of different options in up to a 3X. It features a cap sleeve that's removable. I think their price point is pretty fair for a lot of their items.
Katherine D'Lish Dressing Gown (2) / No matter your flavor there's a dressing gown from Katherine D'Lish. Red, leopard, maroon, ivory, emerald, whatever color you can imagine, she's got it. I have a cherry red one that I am utterly obsessed with. They are the type of gift that truly signals luxury of a different era.
Kilo Brava Emerald Slip (3) / Kilo Brava has a really lovely quality at a more than fair price point. I have a bodysuit from them that I really love. Their sizes range with some going up to a XXL. I especially find their mesh items to be more stretchy.
Happiness is a Tight Pussy Shirt from The Cast NYC (4) / Whether you favor a titty tee or something with a looser fit, there's a couple of options. I love a lot of the prints the brand has, so pick your poison.
Mesh Everyday Bodysuit by Solstice (5) / A sheer bodysuit is great for cheeky playful moments. You can layer it under a crisp cotton shirt for a secret for just you, or saunter around in it at home for someone else. A nice basic from a brand with a variety of sizes and stellar quality.
Things to Make Mommy Merry
Clearly I am favorable to a certain dynamic for a variety of reasons, and in doing so, I think these are some wonderful options to showcase devotion. I particularly love all things luxe, and even more bonus points for anything personalized.
Custom Keychains from Zana Bayne (1) / I've got a thing for custom, it says I care, and am thoughtful enough to plan ahead to make sure shipping aligned in time. I particularly like the heart and leather buddy keychain, a fun little touch to any bag!
Upko Luxury Leather Bondage Set (2) / Is there anything more beautiful than organization and a tiny little place for everything? Most definitely not. If you want to impress, give a set that's both beauty and craft, complete with all the little details for pleasure and destruction.
Vintage Lighter (3) / There are so many beautiful vintage lighters on the market for any price point. You can have one that's already working, or take one in to get repaired, a true act of love. A vintage lighter has a really nice weight to it, that honestly feels so overly luxurious and glamorous.
Customizable Lipstick from Guerlain (4) / Again I have a love for anything custom. This lipstick features both a customizable cap—think red croc options, art deco gold, or even leopard pony hair—as well as a mirror inside that can be engraved with just about anything…..including mommy.
Rose Amongst Thorns Bracelet from The Great Frog (5) / Splurge alert! I love the symbolism of a rose, beautiful and powerful with sharp prickly thorns, perhaps a worthwhile reflection of your dynamic. This bracelet does have some mixed metal options for whatever your liking might be.
Helmut Newton Taschen Pouch (6) / Taschen always puts such care into their items, this clutch is no exception. Fill it with cash and be the belle of the dungeon.
Wrapped in Ribbon (and Leather)
Whatever your pleasure, there's always fun to be had with leather. Here are some of my absolute favorites.
Matthias Harness from Kolby Brianne (1) / I love a piece that you can wear in a couple different ways, for when you can get away with wearing it in the right circumstance with the right person. There are a ton of unique leather collars from Kolby Brianne. There's also the option to add a custom stamp, because what's the fun of a harness without a little customization?
Kyra Underbust Corset from Emma Alamo (2) / This is my favorite piece from Emma Alamo. I have it in a couple colorways and it's really quite exceptional. It has a lace-up detail in the back and comes in a couple different colors. The oxblood could make a perfect option for this time of year.
Personalized Leather Collar from Upko (3) / The beauty of this collar is that it's completely customizable, from pet names, to real names, to whatever profanity you'd like. Now the letters are zinc, which isn't my favorite, but it is gold plated and it is quite different than other custom collars on the market. This is far more glam and even features little gems with it. I think it's such an exceptional gift.
Gemini Thigh Harness from Leather Coven (4) / I have a couple of items from Leather Coven and appreciate the quality of their leathers and attention to the little details that make things just a little better. There's plenty of other options as well.
Well, little freak, here s to a very merry holiday.
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